How do you think various social groups in America would react if an African warlord posted a video on youtube saying he will execute a child for every touchdown scored in the NFL?

I was once chatting with a Chinese girl on Omegle. The conversation was moderately long. I don’t remember how interesting it was. In the end, I gave her my e-mail, telling her that she may send only one message and I will provide only one response. After a week of silence, she sent me this:

so you sitll remember me?
we met on omegle
i am sevena
how are you?
hmmmm,i don’t know what shoud i talk to you
so,about my dream.
I want to have a  house,completely my own 
It doesn’t need to be big,about 50 or 60 square meters
There are many sunflowers on the bedroom balcony
Outside of huge French window is the dazzling blue sky
Green curtains can’t hide the warm sunshine
There is a big bookcase by the side of my warm, round, wooden bed
I can enjoy my books whenever I want
The walls of my home is full of landscape painting posters and photos
By the side of soft pillow has earphone, glasses, tissue, earplugs, eye mask, mirror, cell phone and many other little things
They are have a good condition i can always take
Sitting room’s freezer was filled up with milk, orange juice,citron tea,crushed ice,sesame seed,plum wine,kiwi,pitaya…when i am in a good  or bad mood these cute and little things can share my happiness and sorrow
Every early in the morning,alarm clock rang,allow myself more than five minutes on bed,then get up immediately,go down with bare feet,kicked away all kinds of CDs and magazines what are on the floor,with unkempt face and with pout mouth to go to rest room,having a little emotions when i get up
but when i brushed my teeth with frowning expression it will be good
Then change my clothes and make up
As long as half an hour i can become very beautiful
 
Then prepared milk and bread or porridge with eggs
I like preparing my breakfast carefully
Eating and read the newspaper for a while at the same time
Carefree and relaxed
Them almost the time i should go to work
 
At daytime I am lovely and appropriate and i am the backbone and elite in the company
Sedate and career-minded
Saw all intrigue against each other in workplace but i am brave and invincible
I like money extraordinary but more deeply understand that money is not everything
Go home at night and cook for myself
Find a friend eat together or go to KTV and also can go to bars sit in a moment or watching movies
 
Every night
Soaking in my bath crock and talk on the phone with best friend who grew up with me since childhood
Doing some sports with covering the mask
Don’t open the other lamp,only open the lamp in the front of desk with a orange light
Sit in front of the computer to chat ,watch films, listen music, find jokes ,write email and write down things in life
Buried myself in darkness and will have comfortable feeling 
Put a cup of hot milk on the bedside table before i go to sleep taking a book optional,reading a while  and want to sleep soon when lying in bed
Then drink milk, and sleep with sweet dreams
 
There are many pastime in the weekend
Go to the shop to sit in an afternoon
That’s a small bookstore which has emotional appeal very much
With elegance blues music all days
Seldom seats in my bookstore
There are many my favorite books to share with people in the bookcase and offer free tea to host every reader
The bookstore is pervaded with the fragrance from the tea
The sunshine in,comfortable and warm
Or bind up the hair not put on a bit of makeup and wear the T-shirt which can cover the thigh ran at home with barefoot
Washing clothes,put the quilt dry in the sun,cleaning,and ask the takeaway
Holding the rabbit doll who has long ears and eating watermelon and watching movies in sofa
Occasionally there would laugh so the  juice drip on my white T-shirt but that’s okey
Call friends to dine together or play cards
 
Oh forget that,i also should find time to learn French
Put all of my romantic cells in every French words in the elegant tone to get incisively and vividly
Should know four languages more or less,then i can let myself in all strange situations can be resourceful and not nervous.
 
When saved enough money,when at long holiday,I want to carry large double shoulder pack,wear simply canvas shoes,and stray in everywhere.
I wanna to have two shoe cabinet.
One with a few high heels,and each pair are expensive speechless
And another was filled with canvas shoes which just twenty yuan a pair,all sorts of color,so beautiful.But it is the white majority.
 
I like to sit on the train, without the destination.Just like that off balance feeling
As long as head on the chair,will murkily sleep.
When I woke up even the car parked which unknown station,I never feel flustered.
 
Go to Beijing
To see the ancient city with modern appeal strongly impact collisions.To appreciate the 798 art world which full of soul.To go to long hutongs of primitive simplicity which twists and turns and has strange names.To go to the bar and feel that love which appeard in the punk rock.To listen to the morning of Beijing slowly waking up and dove vibrate wings’ voice.To go to tiananmen square watching solemn flag-raising ceremony.And to taste the biggest city of delicious flavor snacks.
 
Go to Tibet
To see the most purest sky,passing clouds,and old devout man who kneeling down and knock their head on the way.To listen to the monks were slow and carefree sings.To smell pervaded the sandalwood in air.To witness the most shocking even smothering things.
 
Go to Yunnan
To find the multicoloured bar which opend on square ,wear colorful clothes and embroidery shoe to hang around.To use low but has characteristics of silver hairpin to pull my long hair as my pleases.To write in the bar dim lighting,like every romantic person
 
Go to France
To sit in a coffee shop in street and eat bread.To read newspapers and last for a morning.To hold the camera pictures of the lovers under Eiffel Tower which from all over the world.To try to learn the Street artists draw a portrait at the side of  the Seine river.To throw a coin with my happiness and hope in a fountain.Hope the people i loved are healthy and have good personality.To go to the Versailles mirror hall to see countless myself which are familiar or unfamiliar.
 
If there is the opportunity ,i wanna to embrace the enthusiasm Bali .
and go to the Turkey where buried the memory.
 
After a considerable stop-and-go,back to my own city,live for years alone,until the end,meet you in the coffee shop at the corner on the street.
 
I can’t forget the dream.
1year,2years,3years,4years.
5years.10years.20years.
I don’t know how long to adhere to a belief.don’t know how long to keep a feeling,and don’t know how long to continue a dream.
After so many years,when the people around me are leave me,things changed.
The sun rises and the moon sets.
I can reply on what kind of vision and mood,to examine my life,my world,even weed and blade.
Whether like every day and night can changed,and i just like the constant sun to scan the world.
 
Even in the future,I become to the vulgar woman in the market and haggle with vendors.so sad.
I cannot forget I had such a dream.
Life is difficult and the world doesn’t perfect.
As long as we are full of hope.

then bye.

Perhaps it is instilled in Chinese culture to have such natural, albeit probably translator-aided, eloquence. I did not expect such grandeur.

A specific, universal amount of capital we will call X. Every 2 years, currency is switched between money and anti-money. During money years, you are wealthy when your capital is > X. During anti-money years, you are wealthy when your capital is < X.

We can end violence by exchanging valuable possessions with as many people as possible. If someone starts trouble, you can say “Fuck with me and your birth certificate will cease to exist. I don’t care if you smelt my wedding ring.”

- I like deep winter because when I’m not having fun, no one else is likely to be having fun, and that comforts me a little.

- “You down?” “You up for it?” Horizontal is the only way out.

Today can mark the end of the annual era.

Today, I put my iPod on shuffle. The tracks Skit #2, Skit #3, and Skit #4 from Kanye’s Late Registration came up consecutively. Also, two Sleepyhead’s, one from Passion Pit’s EP and another from their album, came up consecutively. CRAZY

I lost something pretty important. Searching beneath sofa cushions yielded but 35 cents, which I valiently deposited into my checking account. Mommy said to check the drawers beneath the living room table and to eat dinner. I decided to slouch on my couch whilest looking outside of our largest window, only to see a big dog connected to a long leash held by a big man. That was not a revelation to say the most. I woke up my laptop from deep sleep, waited, then searched “neat new tricks”. Google listed several overgeneralized results, reenforcing my regret for not using Altavista instead as that would have been the obscure, indie approach to such a common ass task. My search is straggling due to irrelevance filling in the position of the important thing.